Applesauce and Pretending

So I wasn't going to write this as a blog post, but I've just got to.

1. Have you ever not eaten something in a looong time and forgotten what it tastes like? Sure you have. Yeah. I had some applesauce today, and man, that stuff is GOOD! I was kind-of shocked. I mean, applesauce is such an unassuming snack. I don't think I've ever thought (or said) "Wow, you know what I could really go for right now? Some applesauce." It just doesn't  happen. But I tell you what, I'm excited to have some for breakfast tomorrow!

2. Today when I was walking to my car after work I started crossing the street and then the countdown began starting at SIX so I accidentally pretended the street would turn to lava if I didn't get the sidewalk by zero and when I made it just in time I realized my heart rate was actually a little elevated.

That was fun.
You're welcome for the run-on sentence.  
(When I typed that I started to type "fun-on" instead.)